My underwear smells like fireworks.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Im part way to drunk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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