You surviving the open bar?
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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