I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
