i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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