hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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