2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
