Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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