Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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