a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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