No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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