Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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