I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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