He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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