reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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