there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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