you guys were way drunker than both of me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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