I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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