just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He shit in the fireplace
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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