Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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