you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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