More tranny stories later!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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