Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm always down for nudity.
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