um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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