i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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