I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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