Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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