it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Randomize
