I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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