Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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