the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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