hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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