Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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