Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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