it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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