At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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