OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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