Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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