So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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