so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
