Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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