So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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