Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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