Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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