You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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