3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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