I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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