is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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