So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Randomize
