Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
