I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dear god my vagina.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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