i may or may not be watching the land before time
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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