I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Randomize
