i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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