I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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