about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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