She announced her abortion via fbk
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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